Yes, it's my own bunch of local cretins, Hampshire Police (don't snigger yet). When called to investigate a crime at the home of one Nina Nash, they were horrifed to find she was making a totally unreasonable set of demands including - gulp! - that an officer climb a five-metre ladder! They soon put her right on that! Naturally we are now treated to the traditional post-cock-up rowback, and the half-hearted apology.
You may snigger now.
