What not to do

Okay, You're a Hampshire Police officer (don't worry, it's only pretend so you don't have to have your brain removed). You pull over a clearly drunk driver, then find that you've stupidly run out of disposable straws for the breathalyzer. Do you:
a) tell the police station to send some more out to you?
b) drive the drunk to the police station, and test him there?
c) tell the drunk to follow you to the station in their own car?

Hint: Hampshire Police.....

Don't mention the G-word

A group of gypsies decide to deliberately drown one of their ponies in a Hampshire lake, and what do we get from the local constabulary? We're informed that there were 'conflicting stories', and that the killing was done by 'men'. Best not mention the G-word, eh?