Crims R' Us

Hampshire Police again! The force that comes down hard on religious signs (but can't track down which of its officers bombs around at 60% over the speed limit) has admitted that 30 of its officers have criminal records. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

By Jehovah!

Hampshire Police are clearly cracking down on serious crime. Yes, they have fallen like a ton of bricks (and with about the same level of intelligence) onto a 77-year-old Bursledon woman whose gate-sign, 'Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses', has been deemed offensive by some twattish member of the public (i.e. a PC twerp wanting to remain nameless). Have they really nothing better to do with their public funds? The bad news for our useless PC PCs is that the defiant lady is refusing to take the sign down (I wonder if she is prepared to sell copies?). So presumably they'll have to jail her for hate crimes?

Having spent over an hour travelling the last two minutes home this evening, I'd like to thank Hampshire Police for everything they did to ease the traffic problems in my area.

THANKS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

Hampshire Police have decided to use vigilantes, local New Foresters to spy on drivers and report them if they are above the limit. How long before some smarmy little jobsworth decides to get even with a local enemy by lying, and thus ensuring his enemy has a criminal record?

I notice that one of Southampton's smaller city centre car-parks has been marked out for disabled use only. Today it was totally empty - apart from a Hampshire Police vehicle parked across two bays. Unfortunately I daren't complain as I'm not an ethnic minority, and would therefore be open to persecution by the 'force' paid to protect me.