A jolly evening out

Hampshire Police have some brass neck. The force which fined itself £500 (out of the public purse, naturally) over its failure to find which of its officers was speeding in one of its own cars has well and truly screwed non-league football side Havant & Waterlooville. Having forced the club to switch the match to Fratton Park against the advice of the football authorities (Hampshire Police know football much better, it seems), they then charged the club £35,000 for policing the match. Thirty-five grand? Was it two officers per supporter, or were certain officers having a free evening out yet againat the public's expense?

Who do they think we are?

Hampshire Police are upset. I mean, just because a group of vandals is terrorizing locals in North Baddesley, some of their victims are threatening to become vigilantes and take the law into their own hands. I mean, surely these people don't expect Hampshire Police to do anything about these scum? Why?

Crims R' Us

Hampshire Police again! The force that comes down hard on religious signs (but can't track down which of its officers bombs around at 60% over the speed limit) has admitted that 30 of its officers have criminal records. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

By Jehovah!

Hampshire Police are clearly cracking down on serious crime. Yes, they have fallen like a ton of bricks (and with about the same level of intelligence) onto a 77-year-old Bursledon woman whose gate-sign, 'Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses', has been deemed offensive by some twattish member of the public (i.e. a PC twerp wanting to remain nameless). Have they really nothing better to do with their public funds? The bad news for our useless PC PCs is that the defiant lady is refusing to take the sign down (I wonder if she is prepared to sell copies?). So presumably they'll have to jail her for hate crimes?

Having spent over an hour travelling the last two minutes home this evening, I'd like to thank Hampshire Police for everything they did to ease the traffic problems in my area.

THANKS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!

Hampshire Police have decided to use vigilantes, local New Foresters to spy on drivers and report them if they are above the limit. How long before some smarmy little jobsworth decides to get even with a local enemy by lying, and thus ensuring his enemy has a criminal record?

I notice that one of Southampton's smaller city centre car-parks has been marked out for disabled use only. Today it was totally empty - apart from a Hampshire Police vehicle parked across two bays. Unfortunately I daren't complain as I'm not an ethnic minority, and would therefore be open to persecution by the 'force' paid to protect me.